Hi there, I’m Barney – a freelance fetish artist, performer and podcaster who’s open to and excited about new experiences.

I like to drink, I love to dance, and I’m as at home in the theatre as I am in the bedroom. I’m as likely to be found with my head in a book as I am at an underground fetish club in Berlin.

I grew up travelling and to this day I love getting to explore new places. I hold multiple citizenships and have been fortunate enough to see much of the world. I am cultured, well-educated, and well-read. I love music and art but, above all else, I absolutely adore comedy.

A performer at heart, I love being on stage and wearing ridiculous outfits. My emphasis is always on fun and making people laugh brings me a special kind of joy. I am confident, erudite, and I know how to take a joke – in fact, I love being the butt of the joke! I try never to take myself too seriously; life’s far too short.

I am a trained actor and dancer and ever since I discovered my passion for fetish, I’ve been committed to working within the kink community. Coming to accept this part of myself has changed my life and allowed me the freedom to forge my own path. It’s why I’ve dedicated my professional life to showing others that it’s okay to be your wonderfully unique self.

More than anything, I’m interested in people. I want to get to know you and hear about all the things that make you tick. I live in Surrey, but as a seasoned traveller, I’m no stranger to jet-setting and I’m more than happy to cover broad distances in the discovery of exotic locales so long as expenses are covered and I’m allowed a fair notice period.

There’s nothing more exciting to me than mutual exploration and I love testing my own boundaries and helping others to realise their fantasies. This especially applies to anything wacky, silly or playful. As a clown fetishist myself, I assure you that no alternative desire is too “out there” for me.

I’m adventurous in all things: I love food and sampling local flavours, trying new things (sky diving’s on the list!) and I’m always open to suggestions. Skiing, kickboxing, gymnastics, opera, ballet, you name it! I’m at home in the water and love swimming in the sea. I’m a true nerd and love comic books, video games, cartoons, and movies, as well as true crime and fiction. I also like to write stories in my spare time.

I’m always up for a cool new experience, whether that be extreme sports or a classy function, as I am relaxing with a film & a glass of wine. Despite my lively and exciting personality, I always make an effort to be discreet and will respect any boundaries you choose to put in place.

And it should go without saying, I am always down to clown. HONK!
Barney

Email: [email protected]