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I booked Howard for an hour's outcall to a luxury hotel on the banks of the Tyne in Newcastle. He arrived on time, looked smart and was totally discreet. As a married man and more than a little bicurious I was nervous but Howard put me at ease within minutes of meeting, he's such an interesting and enthusiastic guy. I'm not going to go into intimate details, all I will say is Howard does everything he 'says on the tin' and a whole lot more, Highly Recommended, Thanks H 🙂
Welcome to my page! I’m a Full-Time Professional Bi Male escort based in the North East of England but can travel anywhere in the UK given enough notice (>24hours).
A bit about me: Better known as Fun50Geeze, I am English born & bred, originally from Northampton, privately educated but down to earth, with a body & mind years younger than my age (55) or so I’m told 🙂 I’m medium build, keep myself fit, and have been described as a ‘human dynamo’ endlessly ‘on the go’ and passionate about everything I do; an all or nothing kinda guy.
Interests & Activities include business, politics, current affairs, writing (I pen a popular adult lifestyle blog) aviation (former private pilot) and drag racing. I’ve escorted for six years, I’m married (to a female escort & dominatrix) and live an ostensibly ‘straight’ life, happy to play both ways, identifying as bisexual since my early years. Technically, I’m what they call versatile (top or bottom), masculine, and non ‘scene’ experienced in most activities from mild BFE/companionship to heavier dom/sub play. The term ‘Sex Positive’ best sums me up which is defined as “an attitude towards human sexuality that regards all consensual sexual activities as fundamentally healthy and pleasurable, encouraging sexual pleasure and experimentation”.
The biggest kick I get out of escorting is pleasing people and exceeding their expectations; always has been, always will be. It probably has something to do with me being a bit of a perfectionist. I’ve worked (and played) in some dangerous and hostile environments including oil rigs in the North Sea and Sahara Desert, canvassing in bye elections as a political activist, ferrying raucous parties of women around London in stretch limousines, as well as competing in water ski races all around Britain. So, I’m well used to ‘expecting the unexpected’, an essential requirement for any successful escort in my (humble) opinion.
I’m not what you would describe as a gregarious person, but more ‘1 to 1’ and can ‘hold my own’ in most situations, used to dealing with all kinds of people from captains of industry and political movers & shakers, to White Van Man, or Woman. It would be fair to say though, that my fave clients tend to be from a business background, often self made types, the kind of folk that ‘have paid their dues’. I’m also fully aware of the need to be 100% discreet. It never fails to amaze me how many famous faces come to grief as a result of their ‘extra curricular activities’ coming to light, as a result of poor judgment when choosing who to ‘hook up with’ in the first place. Rest assured, I will NEVER contact you without prior permission, nor solicit you in the future; your secrets are safe with me, and will remain that way, no matter what.
And finally what is a Bisexual Escort? Is it an escort who sees Women AND Men? Is it a male escort who just happens to be bisexual? To clarify, I fall somewhere in between. I meet straight, curious and gay men, PLUS Male-Female couples seeking the company of a male escort. I DO NOT currently meet with ladies solo. (like they say in Politics though, never say NEVER! :)) I do however wish to only meet with clients over the age of 35.
If you’re nervous, DON’T BE. Life’s short, a cliché I know, but it really is! I’ve met clients who’ve waited decades before plucking up the courage to satisfy their true desires, so don’t go through life ‘wondering’. Nerves are normal, however, I am well able to put you at ease within minutes of meeting, so don’t be shy, Just do it. Pick up the phone or drop me an Email and hit that SEND button,
Hope to talk soon! Luv H 🙂