33 | Straight
My name’s Joe and welcome to my profile!
There is nothing I enjoy more than adventures and meeting new people. I have lived in over a dozen countries, under a thousand skies, and made a million memories. My wealth of world experiences is matched only by my drive to see more of it.
I have a degree in being spontaneous and a PHD in making people happy. I also created my own language when I was a kid, so I’ll be able to say things to you without you knowing whether it’s a command or a compliment.
I have always been a student of seduction, which has in recent years blossomed into a mastery of it. Consequently, I know exactly how to take the lead and fulfill the innermost desires of the women who spend their time with me. I have been established in the male escorting world since 2015, alongside my career as a writer whilst traveling the world.
I’m often described as unique, intelligent, and fun, a companion with whom there is never a dull moment. I’m relentlessly ambitious, with an unconventional sense of humour and an unceasing wild side.
I spend a lot of my free time in the gym, which goes hand in hand with my rugby and boxing aspirations. Unsurprisingly, I have very high stamina, which tends to manifest in every facet of life. On top of that, I also have a certification in Full Body Massage.
Writing is my career path and I’ve just about to finish my first fiction novel, although I can’t give major details about the plotlines. It’s a long story, quite literally. My plan is to go to Hollywood so I can see some of the movie scripts I’ve written become a reality.
Aside from all that, my other pastimes include Tai Chi, Dancing (often competitively), cooking, performing magic tricks, poetry, acting, listening to 80’s music, and looking at myself in the mirror whilst pretending I’m in a music video.
Here’s a list of the services I provide, all delivered with a professional, yet fun and easy-going manner:
• Drinks / Dinner date
• Boyfriend experience
• Dinner date
• Private party
• Overnight stay
• Full body massage
• Fifty Shades of Grey’ experience (specialty)
• Workplace/Office “Client” experience
• Work functions
• Relaxed evening in
• Family functions (+1)
• Events chaperone
• Couple games
• Theatre shows, Opera, Music, Gigs
• Shopping companion
• Weekend/holiday away
• Tour of London (I live on Shaftesbury Avenue)
• Spa day
• Video calls / Phone calls
• Something else entirely
This is just a general list. I want to hear your own desires and fantasies, however far out and wild they may be. Believe me when I say, nothing shocks me and I’m exceptional when it comes to playing any role. I’m open to all ideas, and always VERY creative.
Discretion is assured. And if you haven’t done this before, you may find the idea of getting in touch a little nerve-wracking. But within moments of talking to me, I will totally put you at ease. You’ll quickly realise that my number one priority is your enjoyment and you are in for an unforgettable experience.
Just try to give me reasonable notice when you come back for more…
My rates are negotiable, depending on each situation. I am still operating throughout the current national restrictions. I am based in central London but happy to travel elsewhere if we agree on the details beforehand.
Also, I am a straight guy so please bear in mind I will only consider females / female couples, no exceptions.
Get in touch now and we’ll have a casual chat and take it from there!
You can reach me via call, text, WhatsApp, or email ⬇️
+44 7878 935 021
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What can I say, what an amazing evening! Joe was the perfect blend of gentleman and mischievous. Even though our options were limited, Joe certainly made things happen. Ladies I suggest plenty of coffee before meeting him, because he has a serious amount of energy! Thanks for a wonderful night darling x
I was so nervous doing this for the first time but within minutes, Joe made me feel totally comfortable. Such a beautiful man and not just physically. I had a feeling he would be an exceptional choice as soon as I saw him on the website, and boy was I right. Most of the girls in the bar were staring at him, so I was very happy to have him all to myself for the evening. There was never a dull moment and I can't remember the last time I had so much fun. Can't wait for next time already x