57 | Bi Sexual
Hi, I am Lisa and I am unique! I am a mature transwoman who would like to meet ladies, gentlemen and couples. I cater mainly for the over-50s and don’t want to hear from anyone under 30. I am tall and slim and blonde. From experience I know that men find me very attractive. And some women do too. I love making friends with ladies, I am keen on fashion and looking fabulous. I am a good listener and want to be your girlfriend. I need more BFF’s.
Location: I live in Gloucester city near the M5 motorway J11a. I prefer to meet up locally but will travel if you pay a deposit. I am handy for Cheltenham, Stroud, Tewkesbury, Worcester and Bristol. Cardiff is about an hour away. I charge £40 an hour for travel time over twenty minutes. Plus train fares if required. I will visit London by train. Being self-employed I am free 7 days a week if I am not booked up. I live alone in a small private house if you want to come round for coffee and a chat.
About me: I am bisexual but only fall in love with women. I am not gay. I love meeting couples. I have not had surgery and do not take hormones. I am genderfluid so will not be offended if you want me to visit you as a man in suit and tie. I am not camp but am effeminate in that I love clothes and makeup and talking about relationships. I can “pass” as a woman and have no problems going to the supermarket or out for a drink or a meal wearing a dress. Triple vaccinated plus flu jab.
My interests: Hearing you tell me your most intimate secrets and desires (won’t tell anyone). Keeping up with scientific developments. I have a science degree.
Reading, mostly crime and sci-fi. Recently discovered graphic novels (comics) online like Sandman and Saga. Huge fan of Harley Quinn in film and comics. I want to be her!
Cinema, but not too often. The adverts beforehand are excruciating. See below.
Live events: cabaret or theatre or music.
Clubbing: I tend to get mobbed by gay and bi girls showing their support for trans people.
Charity shops: not because I am poor but because the range of clothes on offer is much better than the High Street shops.
Food: I like to cook and I like to eat out. I tend towards vegetarian but will eat meat and fish occasionally. I like Greek and Portugese food.
Hair styling: just bought an expensive long hair wig and am learning how to style it. Need help.
Massage: I am good at this and have many regular clients. I have a portable massage table.
Things we can do together:
Wine tastings. I used to go to tastings regularly so know a bit about wine.
Cinema: take me to a small independent cinema like the Sherborne in Gloucester or the Tivoli in Cheltenham. Or the Watershed in Bristol.
Swingers clubs: not been to one for ages. Probably not allowed to include this! Sorry James.
Sports events: not keen on sport but will accompany you. I will enjoy the atmosphere. If not freezing cold. And there might be pies.
Greyhound racing: This is so much fun! Poor man’s horse racing. Not many tracks left now.
Works events: I can chat away on many subjects and if you are a lady I can look smart as your SO in a suit. (my real hair is short and grey – not bald)
Weddings etc: ladies who need a Significant Other. I can be well-behaved and look at you affectionately and talk about house prices with your aunt.
Weekends away: I am all for this. I have a valid passport, I travel as a man.
From my days of online dating I know that a first meeting is best kept brief. So if you want to meet for a quick coffee or a drink just to look me over that is fine with me. Obviously I would want to be reimbursed (in advance) if it is a long journey. Sorry I don’t do Skype or Zoom or any video chat. I am on WhatsApp but not for video calls.
PRICES: £75 half an hour. £120 an hour. £220 two hours. Then £100 an hour.