Christopher

Hey there, I’m Christopher – a Midwestern guy who cleans up well, is easy to talk to, and who never skips dessert on a good date.

Here’s what women usually tell me after our first date: they relaxed a lot faster than they expected to. Putting you at ease is what I’m best at. With me, you don’t have to be “on.” You don’t have to keep the conversation going or plan anything. Just dress for the occasion, and trust that I’ll notice.

I’ll be paying attention to you: the stories you tell, the things you love, and moments that make you smile. Most women spend their days remembering everything for everyone else. For a few hours, let that be my job.

I’ll be on time and dressed for wherever we’re going, whether that’s a night at the theater or a backyard cookout. I’ll hold the door and be good to the waiter. My humor is dry and a little sarcastic, so I’ll tease you, but you’ll never be the punchline. If you know what you want from the evening, then just let me know and your wish is my command.

If you’d rather I take the lead, then I’d start with a night in, where you don’t lift a finger. I’ll cook for us. My go-to is a good steak with buttered Brussels sprouts, and I’m confident I can change your mind about Brussels sprouts. If you’d rather cook together, I’ll pour your favorite drink and find you a job in the kitchen. After dinner, I’ll run you a bath, and while you soak, I’ll do the dishes and clean the kitchen. Then a massage. I’m not licensed, but I’m good at it.

If home cooking isn’t your style, then let’s have dinner somewhere with personality. No chain restaurants. Give me a family-run Mexican place with real guacamole, a great Chinese spot, or really good sushi. Somewhere we can stay late and talk.

I’ll be your perfect plus one for weddings, galas, and work dinners. I won’t be the one working the room. I’ll be the one listening to your aunt’s cruise story and actually caring how it ends. I’ll fit in, make you look good, and make sure you have a great time.

Or perhaps we could do something you’d never book for yourself, like a Renaissance faire, a play, a fall festival, or a double feature at the drive-in.

How about a road trip with no agenda? Pick a dot on the map. I’ll drive, handle directions, and find the diner worth stopping at. All you have to do is enjoy the view.
If you’re new to this or just want to see if we click, then let’s start small. We can enjoy an hour over a drink or coffee, with no pressure and no expectations.

Want to know a bit more about me? I write code for a living, which probably explains why I’m patient and like solving problems. After hours, I’m a nerd, and I don’t hide it. I can rewatch Buffy, Angel and Firefly endlessly, and I’ll argue all night that Faith was never really evil; she just needed someone to give a damn about her.

Card games, board games, role-playing games: I’m happy with any of them, and I play to win. Come fall, I’m a Colts fan, but I’ll happily miss a game for good company. If any of that makes you roll your eyes, good. Now you’ve got something to tease me about.

Who’s in charge? That depends. I’ll be honest: I’m not vanilla, and I don’t pretend to be. Under the easygoing part, I’m calm and protective, and I’m comfortable taking charge. If you’re the one running everything at work and at home, it can be a relief to hand someone the reins and trust they’ll look after you. I’m happy to be that person.

It works the other way too. If you’re the one who likes to hold the reins, earn my trust and I’ll hand them over. Either way, we’d talk first about what you want and where the limits are, and nothing happens without a yes from both of us. If you’d rather just have a great dinner and a laugh, that’s perfect too.

I’m in Southern Indiana, about 30 minutes from Bloomington and 90 minutes from Indianapolis, Louisville, and Evansville, and I’m happy to travel farther. For bookings outside my area, you cover travel and lodging on top of my rate. My fee is for my time and companionship only.

I’m very discreet, so anything you share with me stays with me. No names, no stories, no exceptions. Tell me what you have in mind, when and where, and anything you’d like me to know. It doesn’t have to be perfect. Just send it, and I’ll take care of the rest.

Your perfect gentleman,
Christopher

Email: [email protected]

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